May the odds be ever in your favor.

May 10

4 months guys. 4 FUCKING MONTHS.

diaryofdelena:

(Source: the-red-lagoon, via just-the-way-you-arent)

Teacher: “Have you done your homework?” Student: “Have you graded my test?” Teacher: “No, I have other student’s stuff to grade” Student: “I have other teacher’s homework to do”

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

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May 09

kates-sims:

Ana watching Christian play the piano.

Dear Christian Grey,

rheaofsunshineee:

Please stop distracting me from doing my chores.

Sincerely,
Obsessed fan girl.

micatrotto:

Like, if that’s not Christian Grey then I don’t even want to live on this planet anymore.

micatrotto:

Possessive CEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings Inc.

micatrotto:

E.L. James needs to write the new Fifty Shades books ASAP.

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palides:

(by stefanyalves)

(Source: kiwitachan, via cookiecaramel)

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When talking about a crush…

Normal girls…

My friends and I…

(Source: wellthiswillbeawkward, via want-to-laugh)

cookiecaramel:

(via followandreblog)

(Source: caity-says)